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Monday, March 16, 2009

In The Elevator

A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says,"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, Turner Brown."

The small guy faints.

The big dude picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small guy, "What's wrong with you?"

The small guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you say?"

The big dude looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "THANK GOODNESS! I thought you said "Turn around."

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