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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Did You Ever Notice?

When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together it spells"THEIRS"

Lighthouse

The two men stood on the lonely lighthouse. Through the fog they
could see a small boat making its way toward them, with a lonely
occupant. Suddenly a squall lifted the craft and tossed the man
into the water!

They sprang into action.

Hurriedly they launched their own craft and fought their way
through perilous and treacherous waters to reach the man. At last
they got him aboard.

"It's a good thing you rescued me," the dripping man said
gratefully. "I'm from the IRS. It's about your income taxes."

IRS Jokes

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps: They had
pictures of IRS agents on them, and people couldn't figure out
which side to spit on.

How are an apple and a I.R.S. agent alike?
They both look good hanging from a tree.

If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only
save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the newspaper?

What did the terrorist that hijacked a jumbo jet full of I.R.S.
agents do?
He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

What do you call 25 I.R.S. agents buried up to their chins in
cement?
Not enough cement.

What do you call 25 skydiving I.R.S. agents?
Skeet.

What do you throw to a drowning I.R.S. agent?
His co-workers.

What's brown and looks really good on an I.R.S. agent?
A Doberman.

What's the difference between an I.R.S. agent and a mosquito?
One is a bloodsucking parasite, the other is an insect.