friends waa not so lucky.
My friend Kristi was called in for an audit. Like any of us she
was concerned, and asked her accountant for advice on what to wear
for the appointment.
"Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper,"
her accountant suggested.
She then asked her lawyer the same question, but got conflicting
advice. "Don't let them intimidate you. Wear your most expensive
business suit."
Needless to say, Kristi was confused.
So she went to her parish Priest, told him of the conflicting
advice, and asked what he thought.
"Let me tell you a story," replied the Priest. "There was a woman
who was getting married and she asked her mother what to wear on
her wedding night. Her mother told her to wear a heavy, long,
flannel nightgown that went right up to her neck. But when she
asked her best friend, she got a different opinion. Her friend
told her to wear a sexy negligee, with a V neck right down to her
navel."
Kristi, a little perturbed with the Priest's response, said,
"Father, what does all this have to do with my problem with the
IRS?!"
"Simple", replied the Priest, "It doesn't matter what you wear,
you're going to get screwed!"
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