Top 10 Reasons Christian Missionaries Give Jews to Get Them to Convert
10. Much wider selection in crucifix jewelry than Star of David jewelry.
9. In addition to the Almighty, you also get to pray to statues. (Catholicism)
8. Our fasts may last 40 days, but you have to give up only one thing. So, give up peanuts; they're constipating anyway.
7. The UJA will finally stop calling you.
6. Three, three, three gods in one!
5. Ahmadinejad won’t get you quite as worked up.
4. Now, YOU get to blame those damn Jews for killing Christ.
3. Two words: Bacon. Lobster.
2. You can go to Mel Gibson movies again.
1. Sure, you lose your share of the banks and the media, but you get a second Bible absolutely free!
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
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