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Thursday, March 26, 2009

Israeli-Palestinian Politics

What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?

An Italian - throws the cup, breaks it, and walks away in a fit
of rage.

A German - carefully washes the copy, sterilizes it and makes a
new cup of coffee.

A Frenchman - takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.

A Chinese person - eats the fly and throws away the coffee.

A Russian - Drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra
with no charge.

An Israeli - sells the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the
Chinese, drinks tea and uses the extra money to invent a device
that prevents flies from falling into coffee.

A Palestinian - blames the Israeli for the fly falling in his
coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan
from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the
money to purchase explosives and then blows up the coffee house
where the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, the German and the
Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should
give away his cup of tea to the Palestinian.

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