In Heaven

Everybody on Earth died and went to heaven. God came and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women."
The next time God looked the of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.
God got angry and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your spouses. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
The man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."