Gentile Jokes

A Gentile goes into a clothing store and says:
"This is a very fine jacket. How much is it?"
The salesman says:
"It's $500."
The Gentile says,
"OK, I'll take it."
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Two Gentiles meet on the street. The first one says,
"You own your own business, don't you? How's it going?"
The other Gentile says,
"Just great! Thanks for asking!"

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Two Gentile mothers meet on the street and start talking about their children. Gentile mother #1 says (with pride): "My son is a construction worker!"
Gentile mother #2 says (with more pride): "My son is a truck driver!"

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A man calls his mother and says,
"Mother, I know you're expecting me for dinner this evening, but something important has come up and I can't make it."
His mother says, "OK."

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A Gentile couple goes to a nice restaurant. The man says:
"I'll have the steak and a baked potato, and my wife will have the Julienne salad with house dressing. We'll both have coffee."
The waiter says: "How would you like your steak and salad prepared?"
The man says "I'd like the steak medium, the salad is fine as is."
The waiter says: "Thank you."

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A Gentile man calls his elderly mother. He asks,
"Mom, how are you feeling? Do you need anything?"
She says, "I feel fine, and I don't need anything. Thanks for calling."

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A Gentile woman meets an old Gentile friend. The friend asks,
"How is your son getting along?"
The Gentile woman says:
"He's just fine. He just turned 35."
"And where does he live?" asks the friend.
"He lives at home with me. I don't think he'll ever get married."
The friend says,
"How nice."