Fresh Parrot

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."

Well, the lady was furious. She stormed past the store and went to her work.

On the way home, she saw the same parrot, and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."

She was incredibly ticked now. The next day, on the way to work, the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."

The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and told the manager that she would sue the store and have the bird put to sleep. The store manager assured her that he would make sure the bird would not say she was ugly again.

When the lady walked past the store that day after work, the parrot called to her, "Hey lady."

She paused and said,"Yes?"

The bird said, "You know."