Iowa-Minnesota Jokes

Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

A: Prom.

Q: Why do all the trees at the Minnesota Iowa border lean north?

A: Because Minnesota sucks

I.O.W.A. = Idiots Out Wandering About

Q. Why did they put astro turf on the Iowa football field?

A. To keep the Minnesota cheerleaders from grazing at halftime of the Iowa-Minnesota game.

Q: How do you get a Minnesota cheerleader in your dorm room?

A: Grease her hips and shove.

In Iowa, if people are told they have six months to live, they move to Minnesota,where it seems like a decade.

Q. Why did the Hawkeye cross the road?

A. He didn't. He backed into it, the same way Iowa got into its last bowlgame.

Q. What do you get if you drive through Ames SLOWLY?

A. A degree in Engineering.

Q. What do Iowa State fans and Iowa fans have in common?

A. Neither of them went to the University of Iowa.

Did you hear about the skeleton they found in the closet on the Iowa State campus last weekend? He was the winner of the 1965 hide and seek contest.

Q. What's the difference between an Iowan girl and the garbage?

A. The garbage gets taken out once a week.

Q: What do you call an IQ of 76?

A: Des Moines.

Q: What's the only good thing to come out of Iowa?

A: Interstate 35.

Q: Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

A: Because Minnesota would want one too.

Q: What do Iowa State and pot have in common?

A: They both get smoked in bowls!

Q: What do you get when you breed a groundhog and the Iowa State Cyclones?

A: Six more weeks of bad football.

Q: How many Iowa State fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One, but he gets 3 credits.

Q: What does the average Iowa State University student get on his SAT?

A: Drool.

Q: How do you make Iowa State University cookies?

A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.

Q: What do you call a Iowa State player with a championship ring?

A: A thief!

Q: Do you know why the Iowa State University football team should change its name to the "Opossums"?

A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q: How many Iowa State University freshman does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, it's a sophomore course.

Q: What's the only sign of intelligent life in Ames?

A: Iowa City: 187 Miles

Q. What do you call 50 guys sitting around watching the Superbowl?

A. The Minnesota Vikings.