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Monday, April 6, 2009

Quickie 5

How many lawyers does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.

Quickie 4

Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Because peeing in the bath is disgusting!

Quickie 3

How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?
None! They NEVER get the house!

Quickie 2

What did the blonde guy say to the large-breasted waitress after reading her name tag?
"What did you name the other one?"

Quickie 1

What's a practical nurse?
A nurse who marries a wealthy, terminally ill patient.