Amish Jokes

How do you tell if you're in a redneck Amish neighborhood?
By the dead horses on cinderblocks in the front yard.

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An Amish drive-by shooting.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?
A mechanic.

How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?
What light bulb?

What are Amish porno movies like?
About 90 minutes of bare ankles!

What do Amish gangs do for revenge?
A drive-by shunning!