Deathbed Wish

Mary was dying and on her deathbed, she gave final instructions to her husband, David.

"David, you've been so good to me all these years. I know you never even thought about another woman. But now that I'm going, I want you to marry again as soon as is possible and I want you to give your new wife all my expensive clothes,"

"I can't do that, darling" David said. "You're a size 12 and she's only a 6."