20 Harsh Things To Say To A Naked Guy

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Wow, and your feet are so big.
6. It's OK, we'll work around it.
7. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
8. Oh no... a flash headache.
9. Can I be honest with you?
10. How sweet, you brought incense.
11. This explains your car.
12. At least this won't take long.
13. I never saw one like that before.
14. But it still works, right?
15. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
16. Are you cold?
17. If you get me real drunk first.
18. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
19. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
20. I guess this makes me the early bird.