Robbery Begets S&M

KALUGA, Russia (UPI) -- Russian police said a female hairdresser was

arrested for allegedly keeping an unsuccessful armed robber bound as a

sex slave for two days.

Web site Life.ru quoted police as saying the 32-year-old man entered

the hair salon at about 5 p.m. March 14, brandished a gun and demanded

money from workers and customers, The Moscow Times reported Wednesday.

However, the 28-year-old hairdresser, who had martial arts training,

disarmed the man and bound him with a hair-dryer cord.

Police told Life.ru that the woman then allegedly kept the man gagged

and handcuffed to a radiator for 48 hours. She is accused of forcing

him to take Viagra and forcing him to have sex with her multiple times.

The woman let her prisoner go March 16 and he went to police after

seeking treatment for injuries to his genitals.

The Web site said the man filed a complaint asking for the hairdresser

to be brought up on charges for "actions of a sexual nature." The woman

filed a complaint the next day seeking armed robbery charges against

the man.

"I don't know what's going to happen now," Life.ru quoted a police

source as saying. "We could put both of them behind bars: him for

robbery, her for rape and assault."

Woman's Ass Size Study

There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric

Association about women and how they feel about their asses.

The results are pretty shocking:

1. Only 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big.

2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small.

3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's

a good man and they would have married him anyway.

Explaining Talmud

"Rabbi," the man said, "Explain the Talmud to me."

"Very well," he said. "First, I will ask you a question. If two men climb up a chimney and one comes out dirty, and one comes out clean, which one washes himself?"

"The dirty one," answers the man.

"No. They look at each other and the dirty man thinks he is clean and the clean man thinks he is dirty, therefore, the clean man washes himself." "Now, another question: If two men climb up a chimney and
one comes out dirty, and one comes out clean, which one washes himself?"

The man smiles and says, "You just told me, Rabbi. The man who is clean washes himself because he thinks he is dirty."

"No," says the Rabbi. "If they each look at themselves, the clean man knows he doesn't have to wash himself, so the dirty man washes himself." "Now, one more question. If two men climb up a chimney and one comes
out dirty, and one comes out clean, which one washes himself?"

"I don't know, Rabbi. Depending on your point of view, it could be either one."

Again the Rabbi says, "No. If two men climb up a chimney, how could one man remain clean? They both are dirty, and they both wash themselves."

The confused man said, "Rabbi, you asked me the same question three times and you gave me three different answers. Is this some kind of a joke?"

"This is not a joke, my son. This is Talmud."