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Friday, April 17, 2009

Elderly Driving

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large enough to see over the dashboard.

As they cruised along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went right on through.

The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light."

After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection, the light was red, and again they went right through.

This time, the passenger was almost sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing things.

She was getting nervous, and decided to pay very close attention.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red, and they went right through it.

She turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us!"

Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh my goodness! Am I driving?"

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Did You Ever Notice?

When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together it spells"THEIRS"

Lighthouse

The two men stood on the lonely lighthouse. Through the fog they
could see a small boat making its way toward them, with a lonely
occupant. Suddenly a squall lifted the craft and tossed the man
into the water!

They sprang into action.

Hurriedly they launched their own craft and fought their way
through perilous and treacherous waters to reach the man. At last
they got him aboard.

"It's a good thing you rescued me," the dripping man said
gratefully. "I'm from the IRS. It's about your income taxes."