Social Workers

A social worker asks a collegue: "What time is it?"

The other one answers: "Sorry, don't know, I have no watch."

The first one: "Never mind! The main thing is that we talked

about it."

Robbery Begets S&M

KALUGA, Russia (UPI) -- Russian police said a female hairdresser was

arrested for allegedly keeping an unsuccessful armed robber bound as a

sex slave for two days.

Web site Life.ru quoted police as saying the 32-year-old man entered

the hair salon at about 5 p.m. March 14, brandished a gun and demanded

money from workers and customers, The Moscow Times reported Wednesday.

However, the 28-year-old hairdresser, who had martial arts training,

disarmed the man and bound him with a hair-dryer cord.

Police told Life.ru that the woman then allegedly kept the man gagged

and handcuffed to a radiator for 48 hours. She is accused of forcing

him to take Viagra and forcing him to have sex with her multiple times.

The woman let her prisoner go March 16 and he went to police after

seeking treatment for injuries to his genitals.

The Web site said the man filed a complaint asking for the hairdresser

to be brought up on charges for "actions of a sexual nature." The woman

filed a complaint the next day seeking armed robbery charges against

the man.

"I don't know what's going to happen now," Life.ru quoted a police

source as saying. "We could put both of them behind bars: him for

robbery, her for rape and assault."

Woman's Ass Size Study

There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric

Association about women and how they feel about their asses.

The results are pretty shocking:

1. Only 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big.

2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small.

3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's

a good man and they would have married him anyway.